Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Funny side of marriage!

Dear friends, I know I told you guys that I will write only positive, live giving and good blogs, but heyyyyy sometimes, one must have a funny side to oneself isn’t it?


Ever wonder why super heroes don't get married? what I mean is Superman, Batman, Spider man or even the dames loving James Bond...the reason is if they get married, then they will lose their super powers and end up mad.

So here it is friends read along…(to all those people who are married or unmarried this will amaze you)
 

Marriage is socialism among two people! 

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings.!!

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached Marriage is love.

Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished!

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. 

Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner. 
When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial break 

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a loans to pay!

Marriage (in what is called the spiritual world) is impossible, because of the inequality between every subject and every object!

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher