Tuesday, November 21, 2006

George Bush meets peepee

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. Master Peepee puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is? "Master peepee." And what is your question, peepee?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?" a little girl puts up her hand. George points her out and asks her what her name is. "Miss peepee" "And what is your question, miss peepee?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the heck happened to moi mister peepee?"