Sunday, November 9, 2008

Wise Eh?

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself 

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous 

Never test the depth of the water with both feet 

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world 

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it 

Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it

People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Obama said it first If you loan someone 500/-, and never see that person again it was probably worth it. 

Going to temple does not make you a religious person anymore than going to Pizza Hut makes you a Double cheeze large pizza 

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side 

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. 

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try 

The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle 

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans