Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba thirty thieves. Ten were laid off ! :-)
Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!
Iron man is now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs?!
A director decided to award a prize of Rs.1000 for the best idea for saving the company money during the recession... It was won by a young executive who suggested reducing the prize money to Rs. 100.
Women are finally marrying for love....and not money!
The only "deposits" being made on a Ferrari are the ones made by birds flying over them.
Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune? A: Start off with a large one.
Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean $? A: In a few weeks....... .......nothing.
Q What's the difference between a bond and a bond trader? A. A bond matures.
Q. Did you hear Goldman Sachs has a new cafeteria? A. It is called the Warren buffet.
Q: What is the Capital of Iceland? A: About 70 cents.
The broker told him that he has been sleeping like a baby. "Really?!?" replied the customer."Absolutely," said the broker, “I sleep for about an hour, wake up, and then cry for about an hour."
Recession Bumper Sticker: The recession is worse than a divorce. You lose half your fortune and still have your wife.
The Difference between Communism & Capitalism In communism we nationalize the banks and then push them to bankruptcy. In capitalism we push the banks to bankruptcy and then nationalise them.
A priest, a rabbi, and a mortgage broker were all caught in a shipwreck. Sharks were soon circling around. The sharks eat the priest. The rabbi starts praying fervently, but to no avail, as the sharks eat him as well. The mortgage broker is really getting worried, as a shark is coming for him. But, instead, the shark puts him on its back, carries him to shore, and lets him off. The mortgage broker asks, "How come you didn't eat me too ?" And the shark replied, "Professional Courtesy!"