A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said
Doctor: "Err...I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
Old Lady: "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint... Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of rum every week, and eat only junk food... On weekends, I pop pills and don't exercise at all."
Doctor: "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
Lady: "Thirty-four," she replied.