Monday, January 25, 2010

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!



Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really DIFFICULT question. Think well before you make up your mind!” 
The boy thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
“What comes first, Day or Night?”

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked, “Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
He was selected for IIM!




 SOME MORE...
 Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry, they are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC – IAS Topper )


Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Funny - Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations!




At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..


At wedding : A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.



At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?



At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally  also spit in it.



At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.



When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.



When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted #%#$# moron.



When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …



At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

NOW...this, this is!




It was - the very beginning of its being
In the vast unending darkness, most secured it lay
With closed eyes and forming soft clenched fist
The rhythms it heard – the throbbing of heart




Even before thinking would begin
It kicked - instincts got ready for survival
As coming time took over the being
Enormous light touched it's every tissue


The body would rebel with the light
The gasps of breath reverb with its own voice
Clenched fists and kicking the legs had begin
The “I” started to cry – it was the first emotional outburst with world


Rejecting every stimulus
To seek the darkness, it closed the eyes
Often smiling or crying in sleep
Only awakening to mother’s touch


To hear human lyrics, to curiously see
And to exist amidst chaos
Taking into new experience,
With time, the “I” took its gradual form


And for over 30 summers, the self got fatter
I thought I was growing, I was attuned
Being proud of mythical past, and little sure and curious to future
With those delusions, only few moments I really lived


In occasional moments, very rarely there were moments of ‘now’
Both darkness and light gave me the opportunity
For in darkness, rejection was everything to a point I became introvert
For in light, acceptance was everything to a point I became extrovert


For past – that, that was myth
For future – that, that will be
For now - living the moment as it is
And not as it should be




But lethargic habits suck you in
And after that I laugh at my own ego
To flirt with life, to exist in contradictions
Of amoral universe, the other self would express


For it takes honesty & courage to drop the veil
For it takes years to forget past
For it takes the need to be instinctive and forget time
For it takes a lot to give, to forget the trade of life


To get lost and have nothing to do with time
To exist in chaos and accept imperfections
To love, give & harness creativity and tap the source
To let go off a language, where thinking is waste of time


My father,


From womb to tomb “I” would still be the ego drugged for life
Yet, “I” would rebel to live the moment
Where “I” is forgotten unknowingly and the moment becomes one
For there is no time, space or me, NOW this, this IS


ask Thee!


((The solar eclipse effect?  having nothing worthwhile to do,  wrote aforesaid yesterday on papers and thought to type it here))