Saturday, January 23, 2010

Funny - Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations!




At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..


At wedding : A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.



At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?



At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally  also spit in it.



At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.



When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.



When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted #%#$# moron.



When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …



At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.