Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Psychic Reading - are you 2% or 98% amongst others?




Psychic Reading

Are you in the 2% or 98% of the population?

This is strange...can you figure it out?
Are you usual or unusual

Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
· Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
· There's no trick or surprise.
· Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as  you can!
· Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done eac! h of them ... really.
· Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.


































Think of a number from 1 to 10













































Multiply that number by 9















































If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together











































Now subtract 5














































Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with


(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)













































Think of a country that starts with that letter.









































Remember the last letter of the name of that country.















































Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.















































Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.














































Think of the name of a ! fruit that starts with that letter.















































Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?




I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else! 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise. Keep this message going. This one is actually worth sending on to others. Forward it to people you know so they can find out if they are usual or unusual!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Indian movies: taken for-granted?


Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *real* bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if he has a heroine - see rule below). 

If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will a) die b ) join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie. 

If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savagely for at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers). 

Any court scene will have the dialogue "Objection milord". If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be overruled. Else, it will be sustained. 

The hero's sister will usually marry the hero's best friend ( i.e. the second hero). Else, she will be raped by the villain within the 1st 30 minutes, and commit suicide. 

In a chase, the hero will always overtake the villain, even on a bullock-cart, or on foot. 

When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never a) miss b ) run out of bullets. When the villain fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die, as in rule 2). 

Any fight sequence shall take place in the vicinity of a stack of a) pots b ) barrels c) glass bottles, which will be smashed to pieces. 

Any movie involving lost and found brothers will have a song sung by a) the brothers b ) their blind mother (but of course, she has to be blind in order to regain her sight in the climax) c) the family dog/cat.

Police inspectors (when not played by the hero) come in two categories: a) Scrupulously honest, probably the hero's father - killedby the villain before the titles. b ) Honest, but always chasing the anti-hero (as in Rule 1), saying "Tum kanoon se bach nahin sakte", only to pat him in the back in reel 23. Usually, this inspector's daughter is in love with the anti-hero. c) The corrupt inspector, (usually the real villain's sidekick) unceremoniously knocked about by the hero(s) in the climax.

Above rules can be added and some defy laws of gravity if it is a south Indian movie especially starting Rajnikanth!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Where there is a will

An very old man lived alone and wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was quite a hard work for his age. His only son, who could have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Love,
Dad 



Shortly, the old man received this telegram: ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!’

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what had happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you, from here.’

MORAL: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT ,THE IDEA THAT IS PUT INTO ACTION THAT MATTERS, NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Bill gates - Speech at a high school

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. 


Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! 


Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. 


Rule 3: You will NOT make $60, 000 a year right out of high school.  You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. 


Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. 


Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. 


Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. 


Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. 


Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. 


Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time. 


Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. 


Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one