Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Ethnic jokes of Tamilians, Malayalees, Sindhis, Maharastrians, Gujjus & Bengalis


Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy? Subramanium Didn't See Me.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready...Steady... PO
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?  Rangamannar Rangarajan.
What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan ? Nikkumo Nikkado
(Will it or wont it stand?)
What is the difference between Kunnankudi Vaidyanathan and  Gandhi? One is a violinist, the other is a non-violinist!

What do you call an amazing Malayalee? - Pheno Menon.
What do you call a dashing Malayalee? - Debo Nair.
What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? - Kutty Sark.
Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral? Four to carry the coffin and one person to carry the two-in-one.
Why did the Malayalee cross the road? To join the trade union on the other side.

What do you call:
A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani
A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja
A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani
A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York ? Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rin-dani (Rin is a Detergent)
A Sindhi postman? Mailwani
A communist Sindhi? Karl Lal-wani (Lal for the red communist flag)
A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani
A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani
A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani 

A Sindhi fly? Makhija
What do you call a Sindhi with six knees : Sahani ( Shahaknee)
A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor? Thad-ani (Thud-ani)
A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor? Kriplani (Cripple-ani)
Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? Because air is free

What do you call a modern Maharashtrian?  Western Ghat.
What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor? Sadashiv.
Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa ?' Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian? Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.

Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film  was a woman? Because his name was 'Ben Kingsley.
Why does the Gujju go to London ? To see his Big Ben.
Why does the Gujju take a 2-in-1 to the bathroom? Because his mom said that water came out of the tape (tap)
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.  (snacks)
What is a Gujju picnic called? A snake in the grass
What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES magayon? His son
failed in statistics.
Maro dikro Dubai gayo? My son drowned.
Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the day before exams? He wanted to
get cent-par-cent.
What do you call a knee less gujju ? Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)

An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong! Bong
A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee
An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee
An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu
A stupid Bengali girl? Balika Buddhu
A Bengali marriage? Bedding
A Bengali voyeur? Keyhollo
A mad Bengali? In Sen (insane)
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha
A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla
What's bigger than the Bay of Bengal ? The Bengali Ego
When does a Bengali sound like a dog? When he says Bow (wow)
Also when he bharks! (works)