Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Seek and Hide, Hide and Seek

Neither finite, nor infinite
Never born, no death
Neither more, nor any less
Thou had me, I will have you too
It has you, you will have it too
Ahh! there you are, Aye where did you go
Where are thou…

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Happy Diwali and Properous new year ahead

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony "WISH YOU VERY HAPPY DIWALI AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR AHEAD"

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Happy Independence day ... Interesting facts about India

• Friends, as we celebrate our Independence day, lets look at bright side...reasons why we should be proud of our country India...JAI HIND

 India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history.

• When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization)

• The name 'India' is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.

• The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name 'Hindustan' combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus.

• Chess was invented in India.

• Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies, which originated in India.

• The 'Place Value System' and the 'Decimal System' were developed in India in 100 B.C.

• The World's First Granite Temple is the Brihadeswara Temple at Tanjavur, Tamil Nadu. The shikhara of the temple is made from a single 80-tonne piece of granite. This magnificent temple was built in just five years, (between 1004 AD and 1009 AD) during the reign of Rajaraja Chola.

• India is the largest democracy in the world, the 7th largest Country in the world, and one of the most ancient civilizations.

• The game of Snakes & Ladders was created by the 13th century poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat'. The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices. The game was played with cowrie shells and dices. In time, the game underwent several modifications, but its meaning remained the same, i.e. good deeds take people to heaven and evil to a cycle of re-births.

• The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.

• India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.

• The largest employer in India is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.

• The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

• Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to mankind. The Father of Medicine, Charaka, consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.

• India was one of the richest countries till the time of British rule in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus, attracted by India's wealth, had come looking for a sea route to India when he discovered America by mistake.

• The Art of Navigation & Navigating was born in the river Sindh over 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word 'NAVGATIH'. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.

• Bhaskaracharya rightly calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the Sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. According to his calculation, the time taken by the Earth to orbit the Sun was 365.258756484 days.

• The value of "pi" was first calculated by the Indian Mathematician Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century, long before the European mathematicians.

• Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus also originated in India.Quadratic Equations were used by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10*53 (i.e. 10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 B.C.during the Vedic period.Even today, the largest used number is Terra: 10*12(10 to the power of 12).

• Until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds in the world

(Source: Gemological Institute of America).

• The Baily Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is located in the Ladakh valley between the Dras and Suru rivers in the Himalayan mountains. It was built by the Indian Army in August 1982.

• Sushruta is regarded as the Father of Surgery. Over2600 years ago Sushrata & his team conducted complicated surgeries like cataract, artificial limbs, cesareans, fractures, urinary stones, plastic surgery and brain surgeries.

• Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient Indian medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism,physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.

• India exports software to 90 countries.

• The four religions born in India - Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.

• Jainism and Buddhism were founded in India in 600 B.C. and 500 B.C. respectively.

• Islam is India's and the world's second largest religion.

• There are 300,000 active mosques in India, more than in any other country, including the Muslim world.

• The oldest European church and synagogue in India are in the city of Cochin. They were built in 1503 and 1568 respectively.

• Jews and Christians have lived continuously in India since 200 B.C. and 52 A.D. respectively

• The largest religious building in the world is Angkor Wat, a Hindu Temple in Cambodia built at the end of the 11th century.

• The Vishnu Temple in the city of Tirupathi built in the 10th century, is the world's largest religious pilgrimage destination. Larger than either Rome or Mecca, an average of 30,000 visitors donate $6 million (US) to the temple everyday.

• Sikhism originated in the Holy city of Amritsar in Punjab. Famous for housing the Golden Temple, the city was founded in 1577.

• Varanasi, also known as Benaras, was called "the Ancient City" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C., and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.

• India provides safety for more than 300,000 refugees originally from Sri Lanka, Tibet, Bhutan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh, who escaped to flee religious and political persecution.

• Martial Arts were first created in India, and later spread to Asia by Buddhist missionaries.

• Yoga has its origins in India and has existed for over 5,000 years.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Tech Support...

Tech Support:  Yes, how can I help you?  

Customer:   Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love.  Can you guide me through the process?  

Tech Support:  Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?  

Customer:  Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?    

Tech Support:  The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?    

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?  

Tech Support:  What programs are running?  

Customer:  Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.  

Tech Support:   No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?  

Customer:  I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?  

Tech Support:  With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased. 
I loved this!  

Customer:  Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?  

Tech Support:  Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.  You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades. 

Customer:  Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not running on internal components.” What should I do? 

Tech Support:  Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.  

Customer:  So, what should I do?  

Tech Support:  Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following  files:  Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.  

Customer:  Okay, done.  

Tech Support:  Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will  overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.  Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.  

Customer:  Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile   is playing on  my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves  all over My Heart.   Is this normal?  

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.  One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool   modules back to you. 
Customer:  Thank you, God.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

What it means in corporate world

”We are a team,” means,” Everybody shares the blame”

"We will do it” means” You will do it”

”We are working on it” means” We have not yet started working it”

”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means” Its not getting done ,At least not till tomorrow!”.

”You have done a great job” means” More work will be given toyou”

”After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” means” I have already decided, I will tell you what to do.

”There was a slight miscommunication” means” We lied”

”Lets call a meeting and discuss” means” I have no time to talk now”

”We can always do it” means” We cannot do it on time”

”We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline” means “We screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”

”We had slight differences of opinion “means” We fought”

”Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you” means” find a way out yourself, no help from me”

”You should have told me earlier” means” Well even if you told me earlier that would not have mattered!”

”We need to find out the real reason” means” I will tell you where your fault is”

”Well Family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,” means,” You are not going home unless you finish your job”

"We will work some other time" means "It won't work"

”That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anything about it”

”All the Best” means” You are in trouble”

Thursday, April 21, 2011


"Isn't it strange that princes and kings,
And clowns that caper in sawdust rings,
And common folk like you and me,
Are builders for eternity?

To each is given a bag of tools.
A Shapeless mass, and a book of rules;
And each must make, ere life is flown,
A stumbling block or a stepping stone."

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

So this is what we learn from Hollywood

When at international film festivals, some of the younger lot of delegates from US tell us about our so called Bollywood industry as to why women after 30’s still run behind trees…why do we have so many songs and all that., it’s time we ask some questions to those on the other side of the world…

Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override communications system of any invading alien society.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

Alll beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

 It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

Staying/Just about moved  in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear, revealing clothes

Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: "Enter Password Now".

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. :)

Thursday, March 24, 2011

10 things to learn from Japan - may the Japanese rise afterall its the land of rising sun

Every act of creation is in fact an act of destruction and vice-versa. 
Here is an interesting mail I got from my niece...thought it's worth sharing about the recent developments in Japan, read on...

 -Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief.

Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.

 -The incredible architects. For instance - Buildings swayed but didn’t fall.

 -People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.

 -No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.

Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid? 

Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.

 -The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.

 -They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage. 

When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly.

Monday, February 28, 2011

The Monkey and the Cap Seller (Remake)

There was a cap seller. He went from town to town to sell caps. Sometimes he had to pass the forest.

At night he kept his caps and slept under a tree. In the morning when he got up his caps were missing.

He looked here and there and heard some noise and he looked up and saw that the monkeys had taken his caps.

The cap sellers threw stones on the monkeys and the monkeys threw mangoes to protect themselves from the cap sellers.

The cap seller had an idea. He took his cap and threw it on the grass. The monkeys also threw the caps on the grass.

The cap seller took the caps happily. ~The End 


The cap seller always use to say this story to his grandsons and after a few years the same situation arises to one of his grandson, when he was resting under a tree  some monkeys took all his caps. Then he remember the story said by his grandfather. He took his cap and threw it on the ground. Then he waited for some time for monkeys to do the same thing but it didn’t happened and one monkey came down and slapped him on his face and said 

“Even we had grandfathers buddy”